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NO. 001 · FIRST ISSUE LANDING SOON · FREE

Pardon

the Future


MODERN LIFE, EXPLAINED. MOSTLY.

AI and the rest of modern life, in plain English, with jokes. Twice a week. Before your coffee gets cold.

COMING SOON

The first issue is on its way. Pardon our dust.

Everyone at dinner suddenly has an opinion about AI. Most of them are a little fugazi, and very confident about it. Twice a week, I'll tell you what actually happened, what it means for your life, and which parts you can safely ignore. Use it in the Monday meeting. Use it at dinner. Use it on your mother. She'll be impressed.

01

OKAY, SO

The big story, explained. Finally. In plain English, for the rest of us.

02

LUNCH MATERIAL

One thing to bring up at the work lunch. You'll sound like you read the whole article.

03

DID YOU SEE THIS?

The completely weird thing everyone's forwarding. No one knows if it's real. We find out.

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WHO'S WRITING THIS

Elyse DeLucci, comedian and CMO.

I've spent over 20 years in corporate digital and marketing, and nine years as a stand-up comedian. The first taught me tech. The second taught me how to boil it down for you, faster.

Join before Issue No. 1. It's free, it's short, and it's the only email about AI your friends might actually forward, because it's funny and possibly a little unhinged.

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